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What the Golf?

Triband

What the Golf?

The golf game for people who hate golf. A silly physics-based golf parody where every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd they will make you go: What the golf!

Released
19 September 2019
Developer
Triband
Publisher
Triband
Engine
Unity
Perspective
Bird view / Isometric · Side view · Virtual Reality
Age rating
PEGI 3 · ESRB E10+
Metacritic
83/100
Steam recommendations
4,314
Platforms
PlayStation 4 · Linux · visionOS · PC (Microsoft Windows) · iOS · PlayStation 5 · Mac · Nintendo Switch
Genres
Puzzle · Simulator · Sport · Adventure · Indie · Arcade
Estimated owners
200,000–500,000 (est.)
80
Player rating
88
Critic rating
44
Ratings counted
93.5%
Steam reviews
63
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What the Golf?

The story

The golf game for people who hate golf! A silly physics-based anti-golf game where you get to golf anything. Every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd they will make you go: WHAT THE GOLF? Golf is always the same: perfectly round balls, 18 holes, blue sky, neatly cut grass and fancy people in nice clothes. What's not to hate? – Hate no more!

What the Golf?

How long to beat

Main + extras
4 h

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Reviews and languages

93.5% of 4,770 Steam reviews are positive. Valve labels that “Very Positive”.

22 languages in the interface, 1 of them with full voice acting. English is supported, with full voice acting.

What the Golf?

Platform releases

iOS
19 September 2019
Mac
2 October 2019
PC (Microsoft Windows)
2 October 2019
Nintendo Switch
21 May 2020
Linux
22 October 2020
visionOS
2 February 2024
PlayStation 4
14 March 2024
PlayStation 5
14 March 2024

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