Fiction Factory Games
The Edutainment Vortex Diner
It's time to make learning fun, with sandwiches and smalltalk at the Edutainment Vortex Diner, in retro PC game style! Take classes from ageless and immortal teachers. Get good grades or embrace your inner bratty problem child! Unpack the mystery of this cosmic eatery and perhaps you'll inherit their burdens.
- Expected
- 7 December 2026
- Developer
- Fiction Factory Games
- Publisher
- Fiction Factory Games
- Engine
- Ren'Py Visual Novel Engine
- Controller
- Full controller support
- Platforms
- Linux · PC (Microsoft Windows) · Mac
- Genres
- Indie · Visual Novel
The Edutainment Vortex Diner
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The Edutainment Vortex Diner
The story
Welcome to the Edutainment Vortex Diner! A collection of classic 80s and 90s educational games that didn't actually exist in your universe, and yet, here we are. Obviously the goal is to learn all about science and history and math, and there's no strange cosmic horror twist to anything, right? Also you can make sandwiches! Meet your teachers -- Miss Monday (Time), Omegus Septum (Science), Sir Rox-a-Lot (History), Detective Inque Wells (Literature) and The Great Zephyr (Math). They are unfathomable beings that span the infinite stretches of time and space and not delusional lost souls in need of a kid to solve the mystery of their existence. Stop insisting the game is anything like that. It's just educational. That's all.
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Key facts
Platforms
Game modes
- Single player
Themes
- Comedy
- Educational
- Mystery
The Edutainment Vortex Diner
Trailer
The Edutainment Vortex Diner
Reviews and languages
1 languages in the interface, 1 of them with full voice acting. English is supported, with full voice acting.
Publisher's content notice
This game may include obscene language and deal with triggering subjects such as mental illness, delusions, and bigotry. For full content warning, see fictionfactorygames.com/cw
The Edutainment Vortex Diner
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The Edutainment Vortex Diner
