Secret Game Team
Penis Simulator
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats.
- Released
- 16 May 2026
- Developer
- Secret Game Team
- Publisher
- Secret Game Team
- Platforms
- Linux · PC (Microsoft Windows)
- Genres
- Shooter · Simulator · Indie
- 92.3%
- Steam reviews
Penis Simulator
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- Single player
Penis Simulator
Reviews and languages
92.3% of 26 Steam reviews are positive. Valve labels that “Positive”.
1 languages in the interface, 1 of them with full voice acting. English is supported, with full voice acting.
Publisher's content notice
The game doesn't actually have any visualization of genitals, but many textual references to penises and urine.
Penis Simulator
